Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I Laughed So Hard, I Fell out of my Chair... In the Library! :D :D :D

Ok, a friend of mine just posted about this really, REALLY bad romance novel she started to read on her lunch break the other day.  Oh my goodness!  It was the funniest thing I've ever read!  Seriously.   I'm not one who usually points fingers at other people's work: normally I try very hard to find something good in just about anything, but this... this was BAD.  So very, very bad.

But oh so funny!

The only way you can know what I mean is by reading it for yourself, so click here to read the entire thing.

(warning: there is some profanity in this post: parents, you are cautioned.)

If there are any romance novelist out there reading this, please, please, PLEASE DO NOT base your book off of this lady's writings!  Unless you want the invisible monkeys of the terrible, horrible, extremely bad prose to hijack your keyboard forever.  :D  :D  :D


Brad said...


I realize it's not a genre thing; bad writing is bad writing, no matter where it's found.

But this is one reason I don't read romance.

Too funny.

Star-Dreamer said...

I know! It's so appaling that it's great! It shall go down in history as one of the worst books ever written!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! *evil grin*

Celebrilomiel said...

*dies laughing* Ohhhh man. xD The arrow part was the real kicker. I can't believe stuff like that gets published! (I guess there's hope for the rest of us, then? =P)

Star-Dreamer said...

Yep! LOL. That gives me hope... and lots of it! :-D

Son of the King said...

@ Star-Dreamer
Lol, I must admit that you are right about that.

Jaleh D said...

Oh my. Just Oh My. *chortle*