Ok, a friend of mine just posted about this really, REALLY bad romance novel she started to read on her lunch break the other day. Oh my goodness! It was the funniest thing I've ever read! Seriously. I'm not one who usually points fingers at other people's work: normally I try very hard to find something good in just about anything, but this... this was BAD. So very, very bad.
But oh so funny!
The only way you can know what I mean is by reading it for yourself, so click here to read the entire thing.
(warning: there is some profanity in this post: parents, you are cautioned.)
If there are any romance novelist out there reading this, please, please, PLEASE DO NOT base your book off of this lady's writings! Unless you want the invisible monkeys of the terrible, horrible, extremely bad prose to hijack your keyboard forever. :D :D :D